im always DTF

gluom:

(Dealing with Thoughts of Failure)

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ellibeanz:

you know when you’re eating something with lettuce and a leaf winds up hanging out your mouth while you’re chewing and for a few seconds you fuse souls with that of a 66 million year old gentle and slow brachiosaurus? love that

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*tamp tamp*

6666666666666666699999999999999:

ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

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that-twink-over-there:

versacethotty:

me pitching a show to netflix: okay so queer eye but instead the gays fuck up the lives of men who deserve it

Queere Eye for an Eye

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peachscnapps:

I cannot stress enough how important it is to masturbate before reaching out to the person you THINK you miss or wanna talk to. If you bust that nut and still feel that way? Cool reach out, but an unfulfilled orgasm really will take over your mind and get you in some mess you really don’t need to be in

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